"Are these made in Daneland?"
- My sister, age 15. whilst eating Danish cookies.
A collection of humorous quotes from my 14 year old sister.
2 months ago
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"Phwoar, I’m sweating like a nun in a strip club!"
- My sister, age 15, at the thought of cake.
4 months ago
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"I’m so photogenic, you just want to lick my face!"
- My sister, age 15.
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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"I got served by Jesus in Debenhams yesterday, told him ‘Happy Birthday mate!’. Well, it was either him, or Russell Brand."
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My sister, age 15.
5 months ago
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"Do I look like Jesus?"
- My sister, age 15, whilst stood in a crucifix position with a Christmas wreath on her head.
5 months ago
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"There was a question about zebra fish in my science exam today and I couldn’t answer it cos all I could think about was how it would make a nice bag…or shoes…or a zebra print rug!"
- My sister, age 15.
5 months ago
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"Do you wanna go Christmas carolling to raise money for Jesus? Well, not Jesus, but Jesus people."
- My sister, now aged 15.
